Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Plato
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Hmmm 52708
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Plato
Monday, May 26, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Redneck Rules Of Etiquette
General
# Never take a beer to a job interview.
# Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
# It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
# If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
# Even if you're sure that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Dining Out
# When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.
# If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
Entertaining in Your Home
# A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
# Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.
Personal Hygiene
# While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's own truck keys.
# Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
# Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
# Never take a beer to a job interview.
# Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
# It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
# If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
# Even if you're sure that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
Dining Out
# When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.
# If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
Entertaining in Your Home
# A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
# Do not allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners are.
Personal Hygiene
# While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's own truck keys.
# Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
# Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Not Paying Attention
Wish I could teach with the ad below.
Looks like somebody created a placeholder ad, and it somehow was submitted for publication.
Oopsie!
Looks like somebody created a placeholder ad, and it somehow was submitted for publication.
Oopsie!
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