Thursday, March 20, 2008

Punilicious

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.

A lot of advice is tainted...
Taint alright and it taint all wrong.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way... unique up on it.